To book your FREE 15-20 minute consultation:

1. Click on the INTRODUCTION tab and read through the page from top to bottom.

2. Enter the maze.

3. Find your way to the centre.

4. Fill out the form as honestly as you can and press SUBMIT

5. Wait for my call.

I get a LOT of inquiries and I don't have time to talk to someone who just wants to ask me sexy questions and have a wank while they talk to me.

T.R.O.J.A.N Horse does not pass on any of your details to 3rd parties under any circumstances.  ALL information you provide is handled in strictest confidence. 

This could be where you get off.  It could also be the beginning of the most exciting adventure you've ever embarked on.  Good luck and see you soon.