PRELIMINARY REQUEST

Please review the materials on this site with an open mind and an open heart.  Some of what you read may, at first, sound far-fetched.  But the more you read the more you will understand that working with T.R.O.J.A.N Horse may substantially enhance your life.

Whether you're just here to book a relaxing massage or whether you want to learn what you are truly capable of in the areas of your life where you feel you are not meeting your potential, T.R.O.J.A.N Horse will have something for you.

ANCIENT HISTORY

For thousands of years, sensual massage has been used to harness the power of the cosmos.  But in recent times the art has been almost forgotten.  T.R.O.J.A.N Horse is bringing this sacred practice back to the world — a world in which men and women are remembering how to be warriors.

WHO AM I AND WHAT IS MY JOB?

I'm Simon: tantric sex coach, bodywork specialist and practitioner of sex magic.  I specialise in working with men and women who seek self empowerment through intimate touch.

If you are a man, it doesn’t matter if you identify as gay or straight.

MEN WHO IDENTIFY AS PREDOMINANTLY STRAIGHT:

There are a surprising number of predominantly straight men who wrestle with homosexual tendencies or homoerotic urges, not because they are bisexual and refuse to accept it, but because they were sexually abused, raped or simply unfairly explored by an adult whilst they were a child or a teen, causing trauma that has since been buried deep. With such men, there is (more often that not) a deep and uncomfortable desire to connect sexually with other men, that is commonly mistaken for closeted homosexuality, when it’s actually simply a symptom of ‘arrested development’ that has trapped part of the male psyche into a tight loop, subconsciously seeking to recreate the initial experience in order to release trauma. At other times it might be that a man is actually closer to the middle of the sexuality spectrum that he would like to be. Either way, T.R.O.J.A.N Horse can help you.

MEN WHO IDENTIFY AS PREDOMINANTLY GAY:

Gay men often suffer from one or more of the following 3 things: the inability to connect sexually without being either intoxicated or high on chemsex drugs, the inability to connect sexually with their long term partner, and the inability to feel sexy at the same time as being extremely horny, resulting in no sex with anyone and a massive overuse of internet porn . Most gay men watch porn - most men watch porn I think - and we know what we like. Learning how to become a proficient sexual energy handler is therefore a challenge, because we know what turns us on when we want to have a wank, and yet we don’t seem to be able to find it or to recreate it with a sexual partner. A surprising number of these problems come from internalised homophobia (either directly or indirectly). Together we can explore where your blocks are and remove them one by one until you are united inside yourself and free from the shackles of the guilt and/or shame you have been wearing round your shoulders for most of your sexually active life.

WOMEN WHO IDENTIFY AS PREDOMINANTLY STRAIGHT:

If you have concerns about your sexual safety you should know that, in my personal life, I identify as gay, although during a session you would never know it! Women who have come to see me have all expressed (after the session), with wide sparkling eyes and a heavenly glow in their neck and on their face, that they have rarely (if ever) felt so safe being manhandled (sometimes ferociously - but only at their request) by a hot blooded very well endowed hairy beast, without any fear at all about their sexual safety being jeopardised. The experience is essentially straight. The container is gay. You are safe. You are explored, energetically devoured, recycled and reformed. And, above all, you are treasured by a practitioner who respects women and understands the battle that goes on within you between the sacred virgin and the holy whore, neither of whom can ever be the ‘whole’ you.

When you come to visit me, my job is to connect you more fully with the creative power of your sensual energy. We move from shamefulness, through shamelessness and FINALLY into shame freedom. Yes please!

WOMEN WHO IDENTIFY AS PREDOMINANTLY GAY:

I have to agree with you that gay women are not my most likely demographic BUT the gay women that benefit from this kind of work all have one thing in common: they are (without exception) tired of feeling that there is a barrier between them and the men in their lives. If you come to see me, it will come up pretty swiftly in consultation that you have suffered at some time in your life from being shut down by sexism, homophobia, sexual intimidation, marginalisation by men in the work place, an overbearing father, a horrific older brother, or some other kind of betrayal by a man (or the men) in your life that were supposed to have your back. Working with T.R.O.J.A.N Horse can teach you to face your fears around betrayal and forgive the masculine, not because we deserve it but because it releases you from the prison you create around yourself when you don’t forgive others for the wrongs that have been done to you. It is a hard path but, ultimately, deeply rewarding as it expels the trauma over time to allow real healing to occur within you.

PEOPLE WHO IDENTIFY AS TRANS:

If you don’t identify as male or female, you may feel excluded by being asked to choose whether you are a man or a woman. However if you feel comfortable to choose one of those two options, find your way to the centre of the maze and are still interested to talk to me when you get there, the door is open.

I have to be honest: I am less familiar with your psyche and how you feel about yourself in a world that is predominantly based in an outdated ‘gender binary’ narrative. I work with masculine and feminine energy and you have a beautiful mixture of both (just like everyone else) so this work can still benefit you enormously, provided you are prepared to teach me how you wish to be seen by me during our sessions. So, just as sexuality is not so important when we get into the depths of this wonderful work, neither is gender, and you are as welcome as everyone else.

HOW DOES A SESSION START?

The session starts with a 'clothes on' consultation -  a relaxed chat sitting in my beautiful, spacious living room drinking a glass of lemon water to alkalise your blood.   As we 'home in' on why you have come (and you may not know when you arrive), you will start to become a magnet for the type of lessons that will catalyse your spiritual growth in the areas of your life that have been starving for your attention.

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THE SEVEN FREQUENCIES OF MANHOOD

Son; brother; father; warrior; lover; servant; king; we move energetically through the archetypal spectrum, dwelling only in the frequencies that make the connection stronger.  As the power and connection grow, the chi in your base (cock and balls) will get more and more intense.  It comes in waves.  But it's connected to the Unified (or Zero Point) Field.  So although the experience may give you an erection, it has nothing to do with sexuality or lust.  Essentially we are both being plugged in to the power of the session.  This is why your sexuality is not so important when you work with me.

THE SEVEN FREQUENCIES OF WOMANHOOD

Daughter; sister; mother; warrior; lover; servant; queen; we move energetically through the archetypal spectrum, dwelling only in the frequencies that make the connection stronger.  As the power and connection grow, the chi in your base (yoni) will get more and more intense.  It comes in waves.  But it's connected to the Unified (or Zero Point) Field.  So although the experience may give you deep internal orgasmic rushes, possibly even gushes, it has nothing to do with sexuality or lust.  Essentially we are both being plugged in to the power of the session.  This is why my sexuality is not so important when you work with me. It is also how I know I can guarantee your safety whist we explore some of the places you have always been scared to go with the men in your life, or even with yourself.

WHERE TO GO NEXT

IF YOU WOULD LIKE FURTHER INFORMATION BEFORE YOU EMBARK ON THE JOURNEY INTO YOUR PREFERRED MAZE…

please click on the 'FAQ' tab and have a look through the topics there.

BEFORE I INVITE YOU INTO THE MAZE I WOULD LIKE TO INCLUDE ONE MORE THING…

I recently asked a client to look over this page to see if he felt it fairly described the doorway into this unusual work that has the power to be both transformative and transformational.

I wasn’t expecting I’d want to simply screenshot his response. But testimonial sometimes speaks to the integrity of the practitioner where the practitioner can only speak to the integrity of the work. He had this to say:

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And when I asked the same of one of my female clients she had this to say:

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IF YOU ARE NOW READY TO DIVE INTO THE CONVERSATIONAL TECHNOLOGY THAT HAS BEEN DESIGNED TO BRING OUT THE BEST IN BOTH OF US…

Please click on the appropriate MAZE below and I will guide you, step by step, towards the centre where I am waiting to manhandle you right to the core.  I'm also keen to talk to you.  If you're serious about exploring your potential, tapping into the quantum field and expanding your masculine/feminine polarity through sensual touch and intimate massage and a series of conversational dialogues designed to blow the mind right open you will have no trouble finding me.

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