CREDENTIALS

With an ITEC massage qualification from Sussex University, 15 years Reiki practice and 12 years tantric sensual practice to support it, T.R.O.J.A.N Horse massage is a seamless blend of these three ancient holistic practices, bringing you a state-of-the-heart disruptive technology that is both practical in its application and long lasting in its effects.

BACKGROUND

T.R.O.J.A.N Horse is delighted to be able to offer a service like no other, allowing men and women across the sexuality spectrum to reconnect their heart to the process of 'making love' in the most literal sense of the phrase:

It has long been known that the human heart, when treated with respect by its custodian, is capable of generating unfathomable amounts of 'unconditional love' which is (as quantum physics has recently discovered) the very life blood of the Universe and everything in it.  Otherwise referred to as 'source energy' this inexhaustible force seems scarce on the Earth in these complex times…

WHAT SORT OF FISH ARE YOU?

If you were a fish that had been born in (and always lived in) the ocean, what would you think of water, conceptually or practically? You wouldn’t know what I was banging on about. You’d think me a mad fish. But if I was a flying fish and had, at moments, left the whole world of ‘under water’ behind to see it from above and realise we are part of something much much bigger? Something that is all around us and loves and supports us with out any conditions at all?

And what if I wanted to tell you about it when I came home to the ocean, in little fish bubbles of excitement, having seen that water is not invisible at all, but the substance in which we live that allows us to float, hover, swim up, swim down, experience life in all of its intricacy and breathe?

What if, on the Earth plane, we have been born into LOVE in the same way that fish are born into water? It’s all around us, it give us life, allows us to explore anything and everything, and breathe?

The remarkable thing about the flying fish (as far as this concept is concerned) is that once it has seen the ocean from above, it knows that water exists to support all ocean life like an invisible force of love and light, of depth and darkness that is here to serve us constantly without asking for gratitude or thanks. It doesn’t need acknowledgement in order to do it’s job. And for a fish to know all these things while swimming around in the ocean . . . this is the fish equivalent of self actualisation as a human being; to be in a state of essentially constant gratitude and awareness for the invisible constant miracle that keeps us going, day and night, from birth to death for longer than the past and the future combined.

What if WE are surrounded by unconditional love, just like fish are surrounded by water, invisible to most of us, but always there and ready to be tapped into by anyone who is willing to surrender to the simple elegant truth of life.

When we remember to simply open our mouths and breathe, we remember that oxygen is literally all around us.  The same is true of unconditional Love or 'source energy'.  And T.R.O.J.A.N Horse offers practical tools to harness and redirect masculine sexual energy in the direction of our higher purpose and hidden truth, whatever that may be.  Re-Membering how to 'make love' has rarely been such an engaging process.

Whoever said that the path to rediscovering inner peace couldn't be both sexy and spiritually rewarding at the same time?

 BEST PRACTICE

Honouring best practice for a session with T.R.O.J.A.N Horse, there are 2 guidelines it is sensible to follow.  Please note these are guidelines not rules.

  • Don't eat a big meal before a session.  If your body is busy trying to digest a large meal, it is already busy with a task and will not be able to respond as well to a massage.

  • Alcohol is a toxin.  When you have a massage, your lymphatic system is stimulated causing your lymph glands to secrete lymph into your system in concentrated amounts.  The lymph then rushes around your body eagerly looking for foreign bodies and toxins to flush out.  Being under the influence of alcohol, therefore, whlist receiving a massage, is not recommended.  It could give you a nasty headache, bring on nausia, or exacerbate the effects of intoxication.

In the afterglow of a session with T.R.O.J.A.N Horse, you may experience what is commonly termed a contra-indication or healing crisis - not as scary as it sounds: peak levels of physical energy, an emotional high, or the desire to exert yourself in activities like cleaning, vigorous exercise or masturbation.  These energetic responses are not designed to be spent on such tasks.  Instead go for a peaceful stroll.  Have a salt water bath.  If you have a garden or park nearby, take your shoes and socks off and walk on some grass for 20 minutes.  Or just put on some classical music and sit for a half an hour with your eyes closed.  Your job during a healing crisis is to let the energy go to work where it is needed in your body, and try not to interrupt the process by thinking you know best!

Try to steer clear of alcohol, heavy foods and processed sugar for at least 24 hours after a session.  Drink at least 2.5L water per day for 2-3 days if possible.

ETIQUETTE

If you come to my home in Devon, I will welcome you in a calm and pleasant manner, offer you a glass of water and engage you in consultation in such a mild style that it will feel like general conversation.

What happens during a session stays between the four walls of the room we are in.  Any personal data that you may disclose to me is your private and intellectual property and will remain so in perpetuity.