T.R.O.J.A.N Horse TECHNOLOGY

Where men and women are learning to liberate themselves from all that holds them back.

WELCOME TO THE ENTRANCE

And CONGRATULATIONS!

You are now one step closer to a conversation with me over the phone. But I want you to feel like we are ALREADY in a conversation right now. As I sit here at my desk, wondering who you are, I am finding it incredibly pleasant to consider that even though the time ‘NOW’ that I am writing this and the time ‘NOW’ that you are reading this are two different times… actually there is NO time between us at all.

So… here we are, together, at the beginning of our first conversation.

And I want you to feel relaxed. Really relaxed. Able to chat about anything. Relaxed chat is a VERY effective tool for finding our way into the deeper conversations… being relaxed disarms us, and only when we are disarmed do we have any hope of finding what has been so well hidden: sometimes the things we need to see the most have been hidden away in our subconscious by a little part of our own psyche that’s in survival mode and trying to protect us from a truth that might deconstruct our whole identity. But when the thing you need to work on has been so cleverly hidden that you can’t find it anywhere, even though you are actively looking for it, you end up just letting it go. You try to get on with life as best you can, but something is stuck.

T.R.O.J.A.N Horse Conversational Coaching uses a combination of relaxed chat and ‘disruptive technology’ to quickly bypass the mind’s natural defenses and get to the heart of the problem… but in order for this model to work for you, you have to be NATURALLY keen on self observation, self development and self improvement. You also have to trust me explicitly AND implicitly for this work to really land. I will NEVER discuss what we talk about in our sessions with anyone. What happens in the room stays in the room. This is a confidentiality promise. I also need your informed consent to sometimes trick you in a conversation so I can show you something I would not be able to show you if you’re mind were trying to analyse the data and get in the way of your heart being able to experience and play an active role in the conversation… this is what is meant by ‘disruptive technology’. And by reading further, you have been informed and you are consenting to the above.

THE MOST COMMON PROBLEMS IN WESTERN SOCIETY

Over the last 120 years, society has been slowly conditioned en masse to accept certain fundamental beliefs that simply aren’t true. Here are some of them:

‘Rich’ is equal to ‘happy’. ‘Sexy’ is equal to ‘beautiful’. ‘I don’t know the answer’ is equal to ‘I’m a fraud’. ‘The approval of others’ is equal to ‘how loved I am’. ‘Acceptance’ is equal to ‘behaving how others want me to behave’. ‘Things that make me feel vulnerable’ are equal to ‘things I should be ashamed of’. ‘Others’ needs’ are equal to ‘more important than my needs’. ‘The removal of love’ is equal to ‘people knowing my secrets’. ‘Anger’ is equal to ‘bad’. ‘Pleasant’ is equal to ‘good’. ‘Blame’ is equal to ‘responsibility’. ‘Violent speech’ is equal to ‘strong character’. ‘Apologising’ is equal to ‘weakness’. ‘Being sexually explicit with my partner about what I do and don’t like’ is equal to ‘total humiliation’ and should never be attempted. ‘Crying’ is equal to ‘inappropriate’ and ‘embarrassing’.

These are just a few of the subconscious beliefs that mold most of our behaviours most of the time unless we have already become hyper-aware of our conscious AND our subconscious behaviours, and have learned to re-write any internal script that doesn’t work for us, rather than letting our old scripts hijack our psyche and carry us off enthusiastically in the WRONG direction, ending in the social equivalent of a pile up on the motorway. I know it sounds funny when I say it like that. But this is the truth of what happens to lots of us lots of the time. It’s not that we don’t know how to be a clear thinker. It’s that we keep getting hijacked by old thinking, causing us to repeat the same old patterns again and again and again.

So, in actual fact, I’m not necessarily going to teach you ANYTHING. I mean, I’m sure I will teach you things as a byproduct of the work we are doing together but I am more interested in helping you DEPROGRAM yourself so you can discover how MARVELOUS and CREATIVE and UNIQUE you ALWAYS were.

HOW OFTEN ARE THE SESSIONS?

90 minutes per week broken into ONE 60 minute session on a particular day at a particular time, and 30 minutes spread over the week so that we can have a few short feedback chats and make sure you’re getting the most out of your ‘homework’ exercises. These chats can be spontaneous and don’t need to be booked in but you do need to text first to check I’m free.

HOMEWORK??

Yes. Homework! But relax because, right here and now, I make you a solemn promise: I will never ‘make’ you do homework. You are ALWAYS encouraged, but no one can make you do anything. However, the more you engage with homework, the faster the process will go for you. Also, the homework is always supposed to speak to what makes your heart skip with excitement. If I set you a homework that makes your heart sink with dread, it’s NOT the right homework, and we keep looking for something you’re going to LOVE until we find it … it could be a movie, writing exercise, cooking exercise, gardening exercise, reading/researching exercise, interacting with a stranger exercise, international travel/quest exercise… it’s an incredibly exciting process because the homework is always an organic response to what has been discovered in session and what your spirit needs most. And when you engage with it, it’s like dropping in to an adventure story that you are both the star and the author of. You begin to envision how you want the story to go, and then it begins to happen around you, often to such a degree that it feels like you hacked into the matrix and are now rewriting the digital code of your own life path. And you know why it feels like that? Yes! Because that’s EXACTLY what you are doing. You’re getting out in front of the story of YOU and then writing it as you want it to appear, thus making it so. So mote it be. And so it is. Aho. Bing bang bong. POOF!

FULL DISCLOSURE

Yes I just tricked you into sending out an intention/prayer for the absolutely HIGHEST value and HIGHEST vibrational frequency and HIGHEST good and HIGHEST outcome for you and all the people you know and love. Only by informed consent, of course. Was it cheeky? Sure. Has it done you good. Absolutely, but I had to trick you into it or your mind might have got involved and gone to the loo (number 2) all over the intention while you were attaching the ‘love rockets’. And this is the nature of T.R.O.J.A.N Horse - sometimes it has to sneak under the wire to get into your VERY well guarded city and, once inside, the army of unconditional self love pours out, flooding every part of the city with something akin to the light of God being switched on in the basement of your own internal Hell… it may sound scary but EVERYONE who hasn’t mastered self acceptance to a VERY high level has a sort of ‘Hell-scape’ buried inside them like a dungeon, and all the damaged parts of our psyche live there in the dark, surrounded by demons and goblins and cruel voices whose only job is to reinforce those old scipts that tell us we are poor, worthless, unworthy of love, empty, broken beyond repair or not worthy of the things they have.

THE CURSE OF THE POOR

THE CURSE OF THE RICH

BELIEF IN GOD

COACHING STYLE

I have a wealth of life experience, I tell the truth, I don't tolerate bullshit or platitudes, and I will make you laugh a lot while I help you tear down your defenses and show you {lovingly} exactly where and how you hide from the pain you've buried deep inside you.

ARE YOU A SUITABLE CANDIDATE?

Ultimately this process has been designed for people who are ready to break out of their old patterns, who are prepared to do what it takes to look into the mirror with their eyes open, step into INTEGRITY OF WORD and keep to that integrity even when they are triggered.

AM I THE RIGHT PRACTITIONER FOR YOU?

I am a specialist working with: emotional trauma, sex trauma, erectile dysfunction; body dysmorphia; arrested development, addiction (porn, food, sex, social media, alcohol, drugs), interdimensional/spiritual attack/defense, the quantum field, time-travel, timeline corrections, neural path rewiring and recalibration…

You could come to me because you can’t get a partner, can’t get a break, can’t get a good night’s sleep, can’t get ahead; you could come to me because you are scared of the prospect you might hate yourself, terrified to embrace your anger, rage or other negative emotion; you could come to me because you want to learn to trust yourself more, find your voice, find your way or start building a permanent home in your heart so you don’t have to feel like an orphan anymore.

Whatever you reason for wanting to book a session we will work with the tools/topics listed above (and other things we may have to invent just for you) and we will blend these tools/topics alchemically together, creating the recipe of an elixir that will undo any poisonous effects that have been playing out in your system from previous experiences and old scripts.

Does this sound exciting so far?